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[Warded Private to Self]
Death! Drama! Stupidly bland statements from mindless Ministry lapdogs (literally!) that no one believes! Who gives a rat's arse about any of it?
Bet that Longbottom woman was killed by Death Eaters. They're still around no matter how much the Ministry likes to say the world is fine and dandy and a spiffing place all round. Bollocks. There's Death Eaters out there and if the Ministry thinks they're not plotting to take over again, they've got rocks in their heads. Then again, this is the Ministry we're talking about. Rocks in their heads in their default state. They never get above that, just descend into arrant stupidity and moronicness. Is moronicness even a word? Is now. It's a Mara-word!
[/Ward]
Don't forget this weekend's big game - the Holyhead Harpies versus the Kenmare Kestrels, featuring yours truly, Xiomara Hooch. Come and watch us kick some Kestrel arse! They don't stand a chance.
Death! Drama! Stupidly bland statements from mindless Ministry lapdogs (literally!) that no one believes! Who gives a rat's arse about any of it?
Bet that Longbottom woman was killed by Death Eaters. They're still around no matter how much the Ministry likes to say the world is fine and dandy and a spiffing place all round. Bollocks. There's Death Eaters out there and if the Ministry thinks they're not plotting to take over again, they've got rocks in their heads. Then again, this is the Ministry we're talking about. Rocks in their heads in their default state. They never get above that, just descend into arrant stupidity and moronicness. Is moronicness even a word? Is now. It's a Mara-word!
[/Ward]
Don't forget this weekend's big game - the Holyhead Harpies versus the Kenmare Kestrels, featuring yours truly, Xiomara Hooch. Come and watch us kick some Kestrel arse! They don't stand a chance.
